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yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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mitsurukirijou:

rest in fucking pieces

mitsurukirijou:

rest in fucking pieces

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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lotuslopez:

have u thanked god for making u queer today?

hinatahearsahope:

How to make friends, Dangan Ronpa style

*spends two hours on character creation*
me: ok they look good enough
*starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
me:
me: no